Be my friend on Facebook! Or we can just nod at each other as we pass in the hall.
What exaclty are you hoping to learn from this bio? Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
No, wait, that's from a movie. Sorry. I've worked in radio since I was 15. I wouldn't want to do anything else. I'm married with one child. I love reading, I don't like pictures of icebergs, bananas are my favorite fruit, heck, favorite food, and I hate movies about the mob. I also spend a lot of time on the internet. No, I don't think you understand. I spend A LOT of time on the internet. I've seen things. Bad things.
Anyway, thank you for listening to my radio station. I'm nothing without you. Poof. Gone. Nonexistant. Please don't let me be nonexistant. My boy really looks up to me.